SB Nation’s Matt Ufford and Dan Rubenstein head to media day for the Stanley Cup to ask both New Jersey Devils and Los Angeles Kings players one thing: How does your playoff beard help your chances to win the series?
Okay, so for those of you who haven’t run into my newfound and obsessive love of hockey, congrats. For those of you who have, I’m sorry. For everyone, regardless of if you care about hockey or not, I present one of hockey’s greatest traditions: the Playoff Beard.
Sitting in my patio swing and sobbing. Did not expect to spend my evening like this, but I’m glad that I did.
Mr. Biden, Sir, you broke my heart tonight. Thank you.
A sobering reminder that Memorial Day isn’t just a long weekend. Thank you for your sacrifice, troops.
“We owe you more than we can ever, ever repay you…God bless you all, and may God Bless our troops.”

Michael Jordan and Taco Bell’s ongoing twitter war is one of the greatest gifts the internet has ever given me.
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