About Me
Name: Julia
Age: 23
Location: Boston, MA
Biography: Julia was raised in the wilds of suburbia by hippies and socialists. She is a writer, illustrator, sitcom connoisseur, and blogger. She currently is a semi-professional opinion-haver for CliqueClack TV and aspires to one day make money from being creative and nerdy. It is far more likely she will die poor and alone, survived by her five dogs and eight gerbils. She also aspires to break five feet. The relative success of that is pending.
Likes: Television, articulate and endearing famous people, expressing affection through baked goods, helplessly liberal causes, pretentious indie music interspersed with unintentionally ironic shameless pop, pajama pants, eating ice cubes, public broadcasting, Tina Fey’s everything, dudes who love other dudes, desserts before dinner (or for dinner), fierce bitches, lovingly mocking Canada, small fuzzy animals, boys who resemble puppies, feminism, retro-inspired stuff, art no one’s ever heard of before.
Dislikes: People who say “good” when they mean “well”, hyper-conservative douchebags, taking anything too seriously, sudden loud noises, hypocrisy, the dentist, failure to use the Oxford comma, lacking an internet connection, any attempts at actions that require coordination or athleticism (including checkers).
Superpowers: Mix CD make-ography, incessant chatter followed by intense silences, ability to bring her pets into any conversation, adverb flinging, pop culture references, self-deprecation, sarcasm, constant sass, finding innuendos where there are none, ability to retain useless trivia, awesome hair.
