Commie, Homo-Loving Son of a Gun

“It’s never over, BFF. I love you forever.”

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fearinthesky:

I’m very angry. I’m angry that Bobby Newport would hold this town hostage and threaten to leave if you don’t give him what he wants. It’s despicable. Corporations are not allowed to dictate what a city needs. That power belongs to the people. Bobby Newport and his daddy would like you to think it belongs to them. I love this town and when you love something you don’t threaten it, you don’t punish it. You fight for it, you take care of it, you put it first. As your city councilor I’ll make sure that no one takes advantage of Pawnee.

If I seem too passionate, it’s because I care. If I come on strong, it’s because I feel strongly, and if I push too hard it’s because things aren’t moving fast enough. This is my home, you are my family, and I promise you, I’m not going anywhere.”

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calikalie:

If you’re ever going to hold this job, there’s something you need to understand. City Council isn’t about making everybody in town happy. In fact, every decision you make is going to make a lot of people very unhappy. We play with live ammo around here.

Parks and Recreation, 4.19 “Live Ammo”

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  • DETAILS: So, on Parks, the cast always seems to be having a ton of fun.
  • Adam Scott: You don't have fun at work? You work for Details. You sit around and talk about hot dudes like Channing Tatum. That guy looks like he was sculpted out of ivory. If they made casts of asses to sell at adult stores for people to have sex with, they would use his ass. Sorry for everything I just said.
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azizisbored:

President Obama gives me a shoutout, calls me out on lack of Twitter followers. 

I still can’t believe this happened. 

MALIA LOVES PARKS AND REC. OBAMA CALLED OUT AZIZ FOR HAVING FEWER TWITTER FOLLOWERS THAN HIM. I CAN’T. I CAN’T. I CAN’T.

I NEED TO GO LIE DOWN UNTIL THE HEARTS IN MY EYES REACH ACCEPTABLE LEVELS.

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demiadejuyigbe:

A scene from the director’s cut of tonight’s Academy Awards In Memoriam montage.

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Every February 13th my lady friends and I leave our husbands and our boyfriends at home and we just come and kick it breakfast style. Ladies celebrating ladies.

I totally and completely celebrate this holiday more than I celebrate Valentine’s Day, and not just because I’m single, but because ladies don’t celebrate other ladies enough. And dudes, you can participate too! Find the special ladies in your life and tell them how awesome they are, and not just because they’re you’re mom or have sex with you (if you swing that way).

Basically, February 13th is a day where I unreservedly am extra-grateful to all the amazing, beautiful women I know, a lot of whom are online and read this tumblr. (Though not all of them. My BFF texted me “HAPPY GALENTINE’S DAY!!!” which is why she is the best.)

I used to think that besides a select few girls, I just wasn’t very good at being a girl, or making friends with girls, or discussing girl things. And thanks to all the fabulous, intelligent, confident, sexy women I’ve met online, I don’t think that anymore. I am such a better, stronger, more self-assured woman. Girl. Person. I am still unsure which I am at this age. But it’s thanks to these women that I found the confidence to write and show it to other people, to discuss and own my sexuality, to not be ashamed of my femininity, and that the idea that girls are all catty, gossip-mongering, shallow bitches is total bullshit. They have comforted me when I’m down, celebrated with me when I’m happy, unwaveringly supported me through thick and thin, and make me laugh every single day, no matter how shitty I feel.

So since I make a point to always tell my real-life ladies how much I love them but don’t get nearly enough chances to say this to my online ladies - thank you. I love you. I am constantly inspired and amazed by you. And nothing makes me feel better about the world I live in than knowing it’s filled with so many intelligent, strong, beautiful women who are capable of so much.

Happy Galentine’s Day, bitches. You rock my world.

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I cannot. Go on without me, y’all.

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My team…has a lot of heart.

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